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Wysłany: 2011-11-05, 10:43 Odp: Filmy - Trochę humoru z harmoszką w tle.
Świetne,mój kabaret nr.1.Mój ulubiony skecz Darka Basińskiego to "Ballada ze Sri Lanki".A tak nawiasem to można ich ostatnio zobaczyć w całkiem innej roli-na serio-od 24 pażdziernika katechizują w kościele na ul.Granicznej na os.Padererewskiego w Katowicach
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Wysłany: 2011-12-08, 09:48 Odp: Filmy - Trochę humoru z harmoszką w tle.
Witam !
Krzysztofie, mnie też spodobał się najbardziej powyższy clip. Rankiem na kacu po mało co przespanej nocy - trochę humoru i dźwięku harmonijki - lepsze niż alka prim.
Gość robi całkiem fajne clipy, z humorem serwuje harmonijkę. Na jego stronie(http://www.harproli.ch/) albo na kanale YouTube znajdziecie jeszcze wiele śmiesznych clipów ( http://www.youtube.com/user/harproli)
Pozdrawiam KUKUSIEK
_________________ Od brzmienia harmonijki piękniejsza jest tylko cisza.
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Wysłany: 2011-12-09, 08:23 Odp: Filmy - Trochę humoru z harmoszką w tle.
Na następnej stronie jest opis jak grają początkujący, a tekst o płucu zapamiętam - wykorzystam kiedyś na forum.
Pozdrawiam
Medium
_________________ Są dwa piękna: piękno radości i piękno smutku. Wy ludzie Zachodu, wolicie pierwsze – my drugie. Bowiem piękno radości trwa nie dłużej niż lot motyla. A piękno smutku jest twardsze niż kamień.
Wysłany: 2012-02-11, 22:18 Odp: Filmy - Trochę humoru z harmoszką w tle.
Witam, kilka dowcipów harmonijkowych anglojęzycznych.
Niektóre są nie do przetłumaczenia, dlatego wklejam oryginały:
Harmonica Jokes... and jokes... and jokes...
Q. What do you call an irritating git who hangs around with musicians?
A. A harmonica player!
Q. Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play?
A. They're trying to tell them how the song goes.
Q. What do you call a harmonica players accompanist?
A. Fido.
Q. What do the best harmonica players have in common?
A. They all suck.
Q. What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the singers's lines?
A. Deceased
Q. What do you say at the end of a great harmonica solo?
A. Thank God.
Q. How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Five. One to screw it in and four to determine if it should be in straight or cross position.
Q. What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he's playing?
A. A Liar
Q. Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"?
A. So you won't think they play a "harmonica"
Q. Which is better: electric guitar or harmonica?
A. Electric guitar. You can't beat a harmonica player to death with a harmonica.
Q. What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit?
A. Dearly departed.
Q. How Many Harmonic Players Does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don't worry about the changes man, Just blow!
Q. How do you know there's a harp player at your front door?
A. He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key.
Q. How to harmonica players traditionally greet each other?
A. "Hi. I'm better than you."
Q. What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians?
A. A harmonica player.
Q. What is the difference between a harmonica and a '57 Chevy?
A. You can tune a '57 Chevy.
Q. If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
A. The guitar player. The harp would have to stop halfway down to ask what key they're in.
Q. How do you get a harp player to play softer?
A. Give him some sheet music.
Q. What do a vacuum cleaner and an amplified harmonica player have in common?
A. Both suck when you plug them in.
Q. How many Harp Players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None--they just steal somebody else's light.
Q. What is the perfect pitch for a harmonica player?
A. When he tosses the accordeon over the piano and hits the banjo with it.
Q. What does it mean when a harmonica player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
A. The stage is level.
Q. How many harp players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Little Walter would have done it.
Q. How many harmonica players does it take to play a solo
A. One hundred. One to play and 99 to say "I could do that".
Q. Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"?
A. Harmonica is a four syllable word.
Q. How many Harmonica Players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds the right one.
Q. What does a harp player do in his life's most tender moments?
A. He puts his reverb on "slow".
Q. Why were vintage guitar amplifiers invented?
A. So the harp player would have a place to put his beer.
Q. Why don't Guitar players suffer from piles (haemorrhoids)?
A. Because all the assholes are playing harmonicas.
Q. What's the difference between a Guitar and a Harmonica?
A. No-one minds if you spill beer on a Harmonica.
These two harmonica players walk past a bar...
Well, it could happen!
A blues musician dies and goes to heaven. He is told "Hey man, Welcome! You have been elected to the Blues All-Stars of Heaven--right up there with Muddy and the Wolf and Freddy King, all the greats. We have a gig tonight. Only one problem--God gets to play harmonica."
A Guitar Player says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my guitar." His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"
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